Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Savannah and mascara

Grinning from ear to ear, she stumbled into the living room and handed me my mascara saying, "Oh! Eye!" Sadly, it looks as if she got her aim from her mother... as well as her coordination. 

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

On Ped Egg

JJ, picking up my ped egg and rubbing his foot with it: What's this for?

Me: If you don't know what is for, how do you know what to do with it?

JJ: Well, I saw "ped" written on the side, and ped means foot, so I just assumed...

Me: Look at you! I didn't know you knew what "ped" meant!

JJ: It's common knowledge, Mom. Everyone knows that.

Mom: Oh yeah? Vannah! What does "ped" mean?

Vannah (like, duh): My bobo!!

On bloody noses

JJ: Mom, you have a bloody nose.
Coleman: Mom, do NOT be pregnant.
Christian: Mom, you need to STOP asking God for patience.
Coleman: OMG, like, seriously.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Coleman (Age 6), on taking showers

Me: You need to take a shower. You smell like a McDonald's playground.

Coleman: Mom. I don't need to take a shower. We don't sniff people at school.